
- Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
- If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
- If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- If the police arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
- Why do they put Braille on drive-through bank machines?
- How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
*Taken from ArcaMax Publishing.