Tuesday, March 24, 2009

DRUNK DRIVER

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guy's window and says "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." 

The man says, "Sorry officer I can't do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I'll have a really bad asthma attack." 

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." 

"I can't do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I'll bleed to death." 

"Well, then we need a urine sample." 

"I'm sorry officer I can't do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I'll get really low blood sugar." 

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." 

"I can't do that, officer." 

"Why not?" 

"Because I'm too drunk to do that."