Friday, May 1, 2009

HUMOROUS HEADLINES

Include Your Children when Baking Cookies  

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says  

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers  

Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted  

Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case  

Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents  

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms  

Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?  

British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands  

Eye Drops Off Shelf  

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids  

President Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead  

Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax  

Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told  

Miners Refuse to Work after Death  

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant